Category Archives: kenney

Jason Kenney Says Government Works Better Without Pesky MP’s Around

MR KENNEY NEEDS A FLYSWATTER Oh it must be completely horrible to be an MP these days!(especially a conservative one) Jason Kenney, Minister of Silly Walks Immigration says that he accomplishes much more without those pesky little bugs MPs who seem to hover around asking far too many questions.(like what happened to those prisoners in […]

CONservatives Begin Program Of Attack Ads

DESPERATE TO KEEP CONTROL OF THE GOVERNMENT, THE CONSERVATIVES LAUNCH ATTACK ADS AGAINST THE LIBERAL OPPOSITION In A desperate attempt to maintain strength in the polls, the CONservative government in Ottawa has announced a program of attack ads in the hope that they will render the Liberal leader Stephane Dion useless. The ads, part of […]