Category Archives: HARPER

Jason Kenney Says Government Works Better Without Pesky MP’s Around

MR KENNEY NEEDS A FLYSWATTER Oh it must be completely horrible to be an MP these days!(especially a conservative one) Jason Kenney, Minister of Silly Walks Immigration says that he accomplishes much more without those pesky little bugs MPs who seem to hover around asking far too many questions.(like what happened to those prisoners in […]

Conservative Ads Attack All People Who Worked Or Lived Out Of Canada

CONSERVATIVES DISPARAGE ETHNIC MINORITIES THROUGH ATTACK ADS Stephen Harpers’ CONservative party would like everyone to believe that if you worked or lived outside of Canada at any point in your life(like when you were a doctor in India and now a taxi driver in Canada), then you are a worthless piece of doggy pooh.Harpers’ Conservative […]

Harper Created This Crisis, Harper Deserves To Fall

PRIME MINISTER LAID HIMSELF BARE..BUT WHY? Jim Bender Although it might appear to be a gross miscalculation on the Prime Ministers’ part, it might well be that he calculated his own demise with his plan to gut public political party financing subsidies in order to remove himself from office knowing full well that the opposition(which […]

Harper Attacks Protesters In Kitchener Ontario

PROTESTERS DOG HARPER AT NEARLY EVERY ELECTION RALLY Stephen Harper appeared yesterday at a construction site in Kitchener Ontario where he had hoped to unveil his new plan(part of the daily deluge of silly announcements that are designed to cost us tons of money)that would see part of closing costs on new homes become tax […]

The Canadian Medical Association Journal Blasts Harper government For Undermining Public Health

FAMED CANADIAN MEDICAL JOURNAL BLAMES HARPER FOR LISTERIA OUTBREAK In an editorial in the Canadian Medical Association Journal this past week the editor comes out and directly blames the Harper government for creating an environment ripe for the Listeria outbreak that has killed 17 people across the country in the past few weeks. The editorial […]

Tainted Meat Inquiry Agenda Announced

CONSERVATIVES LEAK INQUIRY AGENDA Canadian News..Oxford county politics, International news and more. Major focus on Woodstock, Ontario politics.

Tainted Meat Inquiry Agenda Announced

CONSERVATIVES LEAK INQUIRY AGENDA Canadian News..Oxford county politics, International news and more. Major focus on Woodstock, Ontario politics.

Canadas’ Crime Rates Continue To Fall Despite CONServative Government Claims

WHO IS LYING? HARPERS’ CONSERVATIVES OR THE PEOPLE WHO DID THE STUDY? According to a report issued, the Canadian crime rate has fallen consistently for the past three years despite the federal governing CONservative partys’ claims to the opposite. Researchers at Statistics Canada reported that on top of all of that, Canada’s crime rate fell […]

Bernier Quits After Leaving Government Documents Laying Around

BERNIERS’ BIKER GIRLFRIEND RETURNS SENSTIVE FOREIGN AFFAIRS DOCUMENTS:BERNIER FORCED TO RESIGN IMMEDIATELY, HARPER SAYS IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE BIKERS…JUST WITH THE DOCUMENTS THAT WERE LEFT LAYING ABOUT (Wow, this guy must be as stunned as a sack of poop.) Maxime Bernier(he USED to be the foreign affairs minister) announced his hasty resignation […]

CONservatives Contradict Selves On Death Penalty Issue

HARPER CONSERVATIVES SAY NO TO HELPING CANADIANS ABROAD WHO FACE DEATH PENALTY, BUT PROMISE TO SAVE AMERICANS FACING DEATH IN THEIR COUNTRY FROM EXTRADITION TO THE US. It appears that the federal government will allow the execution of a Canadian in Montana(because they said…he had a fair trial)by not requesting clemency for that person, but…wait […]