Category Archives: conservatives

Jason Kenney Says Government Works Better Without Pesky MP’s Around

MR KENNEY NEEDS A FLYSWATTER Oh it must be completely horrible to be an MP these days!(especially a conservative one) Jason Kenney, Minister of Silly Walks Immigration says that he accomplishes much more without those pesky little bugs MPs who seem to hover around asking far too many questions.(like what happened to those prisoners in […]

New Government Program To Reintroduce The Newly Redesigned Coal Fired Pressure Cooker

IN KEEPING WITH THE TIMES, THE GOVERNMENT REINTRODUCES THE HOME COAL FIRED PRESSURE COOKER! In what’s being billed as one of the most innovative economic reform moves by any world government, the Harper government in keeping with the times, has reintroduced the coal fired pressure cooker that has been redesigned to hold not one, but […]

A Promise(yeah, like those fixed election dates)To Allow Business Owners Employment Insurance By Jim Bender

CERTAINLY IS AMAZING HOW MANY IDEAS POP OUTTA THEIR HEADS DURING ELECTIONS (EVEN BETTER, IS THE NUMBER OF PROMISES THEY WILL BREAK) Zippity doo dah, Zippity Aye, my oh my what can we promise today? If campaigns are supposed to be about brains and who is the best leader , it appears the Conservative party […]

Canadas’ Crime Rates Continue To Fall Despite CONServative Government Claims

WHO IS LYING? HARPERS’ CONSERVATIVES OR THE PEOPLE WHO DID THE STUDY? According to a report issued, the Canadian crime rate has fallen consistently for the past three years despite the federal governing CONservative partys’ claims to the opposite. Researchers at Statistics Canada reported that on top of all of that, Canada’s crime rate fell […]

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