Monthly Archives: August 2006

Defence Minister Gordon O’Connor Says The Polls Are Wrong

DEFENCE MINISTER GORDON O’CONNOR SAYS ALL CANDIANS SUPPORT THE AFGHAN MISSION, WE JUST USED THE WRONG POLLSTERS Defence Minister Gordon O’Connor has reiterated once again that an “overwhelming” majority of Canandians would like to see the presence in Afghanistan increased until all the Taliban are gone. He has stated that the Canadian contingent in Afghanistan […]

CONservatives Announce A $110 Million Dollar Birthday Party For Quebec City.

QUEBECERS ECSTATIC OVER HUGE BIRTHDAY BASH THANKS TO STEPHEN HARPER Stephen Harper has announced that his government will spend $110 million of taxpayer money in support of Quebec cities’ 400th birthday, in a bid to get some votes in Quebec where his support is faltering badly. Harpers’ people in Quebec say Ottawa will provide $40 […]

Michael Ignatieff The Supposed Liberal Leadership Front-Runner..Does A Grand Flip-Flop

MICAHEL IGNATIEFF BACKTRACKS ON STATEMENTS MADE TO THE PRESS Michael Ignatieff , the percieved front runner in the Fiberal leadership race has no idea what he’s doing from one day to the next. Ignatieff commented on Monday to several national media sources that if he “lost the leadership race, he would not run in an […]

Jason Kenney, PM Harpers’ Right Hand Man, Chills With Iranian Terrorists!

JASON KENNEY, PARLIAMENTARY SECRETARY TO OUR CURRENT PRIME MINISTER, TALKS FROM TWO SIDES OF HIS MOUTH!!!(KINDA REMINDS ME OF ED THE TALKING HORSE…) Jason Kenney the parliamentary assistant to Stephen Harper, has spent the past week bashing some silly Liberals about hangin’ out with the Hezbollah, a banned terrorist group in Canada. Kenney denounced Liberal […]

Jason Kenney, PM Harpers’ Right Hand Man, Chills With Iranian Terrorists!

JASON KENNEY, PARLIAMENTARY SECRETARY TO OUR CURRENT PRIME MINISTER, TALKS FROM TWO SIDES OF HIS MOUTH!!!(KINDA REMINDS ME OF ED THE TALKING HORSE…) Jason Kenney the parliamentary assistant to Stephen Harper, has spent the past week bashing some silly Liberals about hangin’ out with the Hezbollah, a banned terrorist group in Canada. Kenney denounced Liberal […]

Voters Lists May Contain Names Of Dead Persons Numbering In The Thousands!

MPAC EMPLOYEES TELLS MEDIA THAT VOTERS LISTS ARE MASSIVELY FLAWED Syd Howse, an elections specialist with Ontario’s Municipal Property Assessment Corp has stated to the media today that Ontarios’ voters list are in jeopardy. Howse stated that Ontarios’ lists have not been audited, EVER! In the USA many presidential elections have been stolen using names […]

Canadas’ Health Minister, Tony Clement, Takes A Taxpayer Funded Ride To Sweden

A GOOD DISGUISE FOR A FOREIGN HOLIDAY Tony Clement, our beleagured nations’ health minister, has earned a slot at the trough. Canadas’ first and only safe injection site is about to close, unless the federal government decides to extend its’ certificate of approval from Health Canada. So, instead of looking at the statistics from the […]

CMA Elects An Anti-Public Health Care Leader!!!!(not good for us peons!)

CANADIAN MEDICAL ASSOCIATION ELECTS ANTI-PUBLIC HEALTH CARE DOCTOR Canadian doctors have sadly elected a new president and leader in Brian Day, the operator of a private “for profit” medical centre(Cambie) in Vancouver, Canada. This does not sit well with most Canadians who have financed a public system since the 1960’s, and who by most measures […]

Holy Shit Batman, I Smell A Skunk In Woodstock/County Council!

OXFORD COUNTY WARDEN, DON WOOLCOTT, ANNOUNCES TERMINATION OF CONTRACT WITH CANNING CONSTRUCTION, IN ORDER TO ASSUME THE ROLE OF BUILDING THE THING HIMSELF Okay now Billy Bob, where’s the friggin’ money here? There is definetely something amiss with the way in which our local officials have dealt with this from the beginning. An announcement several […]

Justice Minister Hopes To Get Rid Of Preliminary Trials In Canada

CANADIAN STUNNED JUSTICE MINISTER TOEWS WANTS TO GET RID OF PRELIMINARY INQUIRIES IN COURT TRIALS Okay…this is just absolutely stunned. Justice Minister Vic Toews has announced he will do away with preliminary inquiries if he has his way as they are a hinderance to getting people into jails quickly. I think they fucked up…the reduced […]