Monthly Archives: July 2008

Michael Fortier Attends WTO Talks…Comes Home Empty Handed

DEFINITELY A WASTED TRIP TO DOHA The Canadian International Trade Minister Michael Fortier, attended the World trade Organization talks in Doha where he begged other countries to stop subsidizing agriculture while begging those very same countries to allow Canada to keep its’ subsidy programs that support the agricultural sector. Great position to take Mikey. Fortier […]

Canadian Troops Open Fire On Carload Of Kids

CHILDREN AMONGST THE LATEST AFGHAN CASUALTIES Canadian soldiers in Afghanistan have killed two children after the car they were riding in with their parents ventured too close to Canadian solders in Kandahar province where soldiers are stationed. A statement issued by NATO alluded to the possibility that the driver of the vehicle ignored repeated warnings […]

Canadas’ Tired But New CONServative Government Posts First Deficit In Ages

CANADIAN CONSERVATIVE GOVERNMENT POSTS FIRST DEFICIT IN YEARS According to published news reports, Canadas’ governing CONservatives have started this fiscal year off by posting the first deficit in years. According to CTV News, who quoted a finance department person, the deficit has grown to approximately $500 million in the first quarter of the fiscal year. […]

Roll Out The Barrel.."If you Want To Buy My Vote…I only take Cash ‘Cuz I Know What Your Promises Are Worth"

LEAD UP TO FALL ELECTION WILL INCLUDE UNPRECEDENTED SPENDING BY HARPER Although it has been difficult to tell the difference between when this government is governing and when this government is in election mode we are beginning to see some signs that the Harper government is shitting its’ pants by promising sick amounts of money […]

Practical Advice to Limit Exposure to Electromagnetic Radiation Emitted from Cell Phones:

WAYS TO REDUCE EXPOSURE TO YOUR CELL PHONES’ EMF 1. Do not allow children to use a cell phone, except for emergencies. The developing organs of a fetus or child are the most likely to be sensitive to any possible effects of exposure to electromagnetic fields. 2. While communicating using your cell phone, try to […]

Zimbabwes’ Stolen Election Proves To Be A Popular Formula For Winning

AT FIRST GLANCE, IT MAY SEEM MEAN, RUTHLESS AND SOMEWHAT GENOCIDAL, BUT ON THE OTHER HAND, ROBERT MUGABE DOES OPENLY WHAT ALL THE REST DO IN SILENCE OR WISH THEY COULD DO To me it all seems perfectly fitting that the reason the world stands by and watches Zimbabwe crumble and fall whilst murdering its’ […]

Just What Exactly Is The Point Of Being In Opposition WhenEveryone Seems To Agree?

WHAT IS THE PURPOSE OF NOT STANDING UP TO HARPER? So, I read this following chart, and I ask myself…just what is the point of being in opposition, when so many votes seem to be in agreement with the evil CONservatives? And why are there so many absencies when the rest of us poor bastards […]

Former Woodstock Councillor Goes Apeshit on Flight

WOODSTOCK MAN GOES APESHIT….GETS HIS ARSE ARRESTED Well…According to several news sources… Peel Police arrested a 44-year-old Woodstock man Thursday afternoon after he claimed to have a gun on board a flight headed for Pearson International Airport from Afghanistan. Heavily-armed tactical officers (did they have tasers??)rushed into the airport at about 4:30 p.m.. Police arrested […]

Former Woodstock Councillor Goes Apeshit on Flight

WOODSTOCK MAN GOES APESHIT….GETS HIS ARSE ARRESTED Well…According to several news sources… Peel Police arrested a 44-year-old Woodstock man Thursday afternoon after he claimed to have a gun on board a flight headed for Pearson International Airport from Afghanistan. Heavily-armed tactical officers (did they have tasers??)rushed into the airport at about 4:30 p.m.. Police arrested […]

Canada’s Chief of the Defence Staff Wants More Troops To Kill

SURE, SEND MORE MEN TO DIE General Walter Natynczyk, the newly appointed head of Canadian Forces serving in Afghanistan has conceded that he will require more troops in order to get the job done after weeks of bloody violence left more soldiers dead. Last week his view on the situation in Afghanistan was that the […]