Monthly Archives: May 2006

Fixed Election dates Are A Scam

FIXED ELECTION DATES ARE REALLY A STEP BACKWARDS The view that fixed election dates signal any democratic change is immature at best. The Prime Minister still will be permitted to force an election at anytime, just by cracking the whip, and having his own members vote against his own government in the house, therby circumventing […]

Canadian Victoria Class Subs More Unsafe Than Previously Suggested

CANADAS’ SUBMARINES IN DEPLORABLE OPERATING CONDITION. Canadian naval personnell have filed concerns with the government over the failure of its’ Victoria class submarines to flood at a reasonable rate, which in an emergency could leave more sailors dead than alive. The flood escape mechanisms in the subs are fitted with extraordinarily low flow valves that […]

Harper Forced To Bend To The Will Of The People

AUTOCRATIC LEADER, STEPHEN HARPER, FORCED TO CAPITULATE! The reigning CONservative government has bent to the will of the people and have decided that Canadians should be permitted access to military deaths. Stephen Harper, has beeen on the recieving end of the complaint stick for several months over HIS decision to prevent Canadians from seeing the […]

‘Flying Coffins’ may be pressed into service in Afghanistan

MINISTER OF DEFENCE MAY PUT AGING CRASH PRONE SEA KING HELICOPTERS INTO ACTIVE AFGHAN SERVICE! Sources close to the minister of defence are saying the minister will put the aging Sea-King helicopters back into active service in Afghanistan. The defence ministry states that they will retrofit and put these crash prone machines into use as […]

‘Flying Coffins’ may be pressed into service in Afghanistan

MINISTER OF DEFENCE MAY PUT AGING CRASH PRONE SEA KING HELICOPTERS INTO ACTIVE AFGHAN SERVICE! Sources close to the minister of defence are saying the minister will put the aging Sea-King helicopters back into active service in Afghanistan. The defence ministry states that they will retrofit and put these crash prone machines into use as […]

Harper takes a backstep for Kyoto

CANADAS’ PM REALIZES THE CONNECTION BETWEEN ENVIRONMENT AND SELF, HENCE SIGNING ON TO KYOTO ROUND 2 After weeks of intense pressure from local, national and international environmental organizations, governments and individuals alike, Stephen Harper announces he will BACKTRACK and sign on to Kyoto anyway, despite having reservations about it. Harpers’ CONservatives, elected to a minority […]

Ontario Government Squanders Autism Funds While Families Suffer

ONTARIOS’ GOVERNMENT SQUANDERS TIME AND MONEY WHILE AUTISTIC CHILDREN AND THEIR FAMILIES SUFFER IN SILENCE Familes of Autistic children in Ontario, lashed out at the provincial government for failing to fund programs, services and intervention strategies for autistic children. Autism, a neurological disorder, can range in its’ intensity from mild difficulties, to an all encompassing […]

Letters to editors of Oxford area Print Media

LACK OF TRANSPARENCY IN PM HARPERS’ OFFICE It is apparent that we little Canadians are being snuffed out of existence by the lack of transparency in our national leadership. It seems completely unlikely at this point that our current Prime Minister will seek to gain any credibility or respect amongst Canadians in general, and that […]

The Crowd hisses, boos and refuses an ovation for Harper

LONDON BUSINESS COMMUNITY SNUBS PRIME MINISTER Stephen Harper on a campaign styled swing through London, Ontario, found himself in the company of strangers, without a friend(aside from the odd reform-alliance supporter) in sight! People in attendance at the London Convention centre yesterday(Wednesday) were less than enthusiastic listening to Harper complain and whine about how unfair […]

Is Stephen Harper suffering from Paranoia ?

HARPER CHASTISES MEDIA FOR NOT PROPPING HIM UP, CALLS THEM THE REAL OPPOSITION! Prime Minister Harper has issued a diatribe against journalists on parliament hill. Harper claims that the media is “picking” on him, and not letting the public know the “real” Stephen Harper. Mr. Harper told a London TV station(A Channel) that he’s going […]