CONServatives Take Lead In Polls…Thanks To Your Tax Dollars

CONSERVATIVE GOVERNMENT USES YOUR TAX DOLLARS TO GAIN POLLING ADVANTAGE
The federal CONservative government is off on its’ annual summer barbecue tour handing out monstrous cheques to anyone who will promise to vote CONservative in the next election. with that comes news that as the spending increases, so does Stephen Harpers’ standing in the polls! CONServative pundits believe that if Mr Harper could only spend another $100 billion or so he may win his first majority government.
While many Canadians are using food banks to survive the Conservative MP’s of Stephen Harpers’ government are fanning out across the country eating barbequed beef, pork and chicken and carrying fat cheques emblazoned with CPC slogans that they can hand out at any opportunity if a vote is thought to be had.
Canadians lined up at one of Canadas’ many food banks may see the giant cheques roll by on tractor trailers while waiting for their daily bread and water.
Conservatives are spending tax resources on art galleries for the rich while poor unemployed people stand by staring at the processions of tuxedo clad hobknobbers on their way to another CONservative gala event, or barbeque.
Way to go Stevie! You’re doing an awesome job running the country.
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10 Comments

  1. Anonymous
    Posted July 7, 2009 at 12:13 pm | Permalink

    *worlds smallest violin*

  2. Anonymous
    Posted July 7, 2009 at 12:19 pm | Permalink

    This type of spending verges on the reckless.

  3. Proud Canadian
    Posted July 7, 2009 at 12:30 pm | Permalink

    Why are the Conservatives able to do this kind of spending you think? If memory serves me right I think that the Liberals approved the budget,didn't they? They have all the right in the world to do this,because the budget allows them to. The Liberals gave them that right.

  4. Proud Canadian
    Posted July 7, 2009 at 12:34 pm | Permalink

    One more thing why do people pay attention to polls in the middle of the summer? It just buggles my mind,I just don't get it.

  5. Anonymous
    Posted July 7, 2009 at 12:57 pm | Permalink

    Proud Canadian? You should change that monicker to Dumb Canadian if you think we should stop paying attention to polls and politics just because of the weather.

  6. Anonymous
    Posted July 7, 2009 at 1:38 pm | Permalink

    They always seem to buy support, don't they. It happened in Quebec..fun while it lasted.

  7. Anonymous
    Posted July 7, 2009 at 3:02 pm | Permalink

    I may not know much ..however ..I do know this.
    The Liberal party has once AGAIN let ANOTHER professor run the party. To all Liberals, why did you allow this person to hijack us?
    The guy was not even ELECTED but was GIVEN the reins. The following comments are being said about the Liberals: "First the Liberals held a Seinfeld convention. Now with the demand for universal EI standard off the table the transformation is complete. The Liberals stand for nothing. They are Canada's Seinfeld Party."

  8. Anonymous
    Posted July 7, 2009 at 3:54 pm | Permalink

    Unfortunately the CPC are Canada's Kramer Party.

  9. Proud Canadian
    Posted July 7, 2009 at 4:28 pm | Permalink

    Anon 8:57 a.m.

    "Proud Canadian? You should change that monicker to Dumb Canadian if you think we should stop paying attention to polls and politics just because of the weather."

    It takes a brave person to call people names while hiding behind anonymous hey? I didn't say not to pay attention to politics you moron. I was talking about "polls" you imbecile. Learn how to read you brave anonymous from post 8:57 a.m.

  10. Chris
    Posted July 7, 2009 at 5:56 pm | Permalink

    lmao @ proud canadian good 1


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