North Korea Launches 7 Missiles

CREEPY COMMUNIST STATE TEST-FIRES DUD ROCKETS
The secretive state of North Korea has test fired 7 more missiles that US authorities believe were scud missiles and not anything that could possibly reach any portion of the USA or its’ protectorates. US military analysts say that North Korea was unable to fire any medium or long range missiles as a result of a lack of fuel.
The short range soviet era scud missiles were test fired from the eastern coast of North korea early this morning resulting in no damage to any landmass in the region. It is believed the missiles dropped into the ocean. North Korea generally test fires its’ missiles during US holidays and other important american dates.
Perhaps Obama should add another 75 holidays which would force the North Koreans to expend all of its’ missile capabilities within the next few months?
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