Daily Archives: June 10th, 2009

Teacher Busted For Child Porn…Just Gross

David Carswell, 55, Found Guilty In Barrie Court A man who was entrusted with taking care of young children in Ontario schools has been convicted of “possessing child pornography” after a judge found that his explanation for why he searched for naked kiddies was “ludicrous”. Carswell had accessed and paid for hundreds of images of […]

MCDonalds And "Canadian Beef"….THIS LETTER IS A HOAX!

CANADIAN BEEF INDUSTRY TO BOYCOTT MCDONALDS I’m sure those of you who aren’t in the cattle business don’t understand the issues here. But to those of us whose living depends on the cattle market, selling cattle, raising the best beef possible… This is frustrating.This will keep us from ever stopping there again, even for a […]

Woodstock Mayor Happy That A Select Few Will Get $3.3million To Play With

MAYOR HARDING NEEDS A REALITY CHECK, NOT A $3.3 MILLION CHEQUE Woodstock Mayor Michael Harding is as happy as a pig in shit this week after the federal government announced that funds were being sent to Woodstock for local infrastructure improvements as part of the federal stimulus package.(basically the feds are handing out cash for […]

Baby Remains Found In London House

REMAINS OF THREE BABIES FOUND ON PROPERTY A 32 year old London woman has been arrested and charged following discovery of bones in a former home she once resided in. Jennifer Sim, 32 was arrested by police following an investigation after the bones were discovered during a renovation project. She was formerly charged Sunday with […]

John Baird To Toronto…(It’s hard to type the whining part)I’m Sorry!(blah blah blah)

WHINING SNIVELLING BAIRD APOLOGIZES TO TORONTO A normally unrepentant John Baird has formally apologized to David Miller the Toronto mayor for telling all of Toronto to “fuck off”.Baird realized the stupidity of his actions and realized that it would make things difficult on the CPC if he failed to apologize. Baird has his eyes on […]

Raitt Is Completely Out Of Her League

CANADIAN NATURAL RESOURCE MINISTER:RESIGN The Canadian Natural Resources Minister has refused to apologize for her comments that cancer and radiation leaks are “sexy” and says she will continue on in her role as chief sexy minister of the CPC with the Prime ministers’ blessings.The Prime Minister has agreed with her so obviously the Prime Minister […]