Bill C-32….Dum Dum Dum and Tweedle Dee

CANADIAN NANNY STATE INTRODUCES LEGISLATION BANNING FLAVOURED TOBACCO PRODUCTS FOR ADULTS
I’m going to make a million or two from this stupid idea for sure. This is a capitalists’ dream come true.
Canadas’ government has decided to make moves against flavoured rolling papers, and blunt tubes that are used for smoking.(most often for burning weed or tobacco)
Canadas’ ridiculous government thinks that by banning these items that less young people will smoke them.
At present it is illegal for young people under the age of 19 to procure tobacco related products from any retailer in Ontario and I would presume with a few minor age differences that this is something that happens across the entire country.
Presently fines are used to deter the sale of tobacco to minors. Those fines can be upwards of $5,000.00 for selling even one rolling paper to a minor.
Personally I think that Canadas’ government is just working on ways reduce the liberties and freedoms of adult Canadians as there can be no other reason for instituting a ban on products that are sold only to adults, for adults.
So, on that note, I will begin to make available starting TODAY a new product that is intended to flavour your favourite smoke. It will be paperless, tobaccoless(until you add your own stuff)and will taste delicious.(for those of you who enjoy blueberry/peach and strawberry flavours)
I will call it….Benders’ Tasty Drops, and I thank you Leona and Stephen( in advance) for helping to make me a very wealthy guy.
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2 Comments

  1. Chris
    Posted May 28, 2009 at 12:37 pm | Permalink

    put me down for 100 cases lol

  2. Anonymous
    Posted May 28, 2009 at 1:48 pm | Permalink

    McGuinty bans light bulbs and Harper bans flavoured rolling papers. This is what passes for Government in the 21st century? It’s a goddam joke.

    I wonder why so few people vote anymore.


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