Taste Testers

A teacher was doing a study testing the senses (taste) of first graders using a bowl of LifeSavers.
The children began to identify the flavors by their color:
Red…………………Cherry
Yellow…………….Lemon
Green……………..Lime
Orange…………..Orange
Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY LifeSavers. After eating them, none of the children could identify the taste.’Well,’ she said, ‘I will give you all a clue. It’s what your mother may sometimes call your father.’
One little girl looked up in horror, spit her LifeSaver out and yelled, ‘Oh my God!! They’re ass-holes.’
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