Pornographers On Every Street Corner, Drug Dealers Converge Upon Woodstock

CITY OF WOODSTOCK HAS MORE PORNOGRAPHERS* THAN ANYTHING
I just thought I’d add a bit of light to this “pornographer” issue
And here is todays list of pornographers…shops that sell porn throughout the city of Woodstock. Please note that most of them(the chains) employ students to sell their porn.
1/Lady Godivas(that’s right…me, and no, we don’t hire students or anyone under 19)
2/Macs Milk(Van Ave/Devonshire/Parkinson at Norwich)
3/Daisy Mart(Clark street)
4/Consumer Variety(right next to a school…but that’s okay!)
5/C&M mini Mart
6/West End Variety
7/Pine Variety
8/J&P 1 and 2(Ingersoll Ave/Norwich ave)
9/T&A Truckstops
10/Rogers Video did carry porn when they opened.
11/The Variety store across from the po po station.
12/Hasty Mart-Clark street…close to Huron Park(hey, crack pipes for only $5.00 there!, Right on the counter next to the gum and candy!)
Of those retailers…a few carry pipes and bongs….
actually, all of them carry pipes and bongs aside from Daisy Mart and Macs.(they carry rolling papers/blunt tubes and they also sell lighters and weed grinders.(something I do as well)
So it is shocking that I would be subjected to ridicule at the hands of some anonymous poster that obviously failed to do their home work on the issue.
If what you say is true, then all of these persons(shop operators) are pornographers, all of them drug dealers, and obviously that makes me just one of many persons in this community that shares the same employment background.
Seems like the majority of Woodstock has no issues with porn or bongs by the number of shops that carry the stuff.
I guess I should have called my shop Daisy something instead just to make people think it is something it is not.(Kind of like what all those variety stores are doing?)
*definition of “drug dealing pornographer” according to the anonymous poster from
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2 Comments

  1. Anonymous
    Posted May 19, 2009 at 5:41 pm | Permalink

    Well. Woodstock has more porno shops than it has doughnut shops. Whoda thunk? πŸ™‚

  2. Anonymous
    Posted May 19, 2009 at 5:44 pm | Permalink

    Dont forget us at Southside Mini Mart, Henry Street,open 7 days a wekk, we sell water bong and accesory and sell dvd xxx and magazine.


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