Canada Should Employ Bobbleheads As MP’s

BOBBLEHEADS COULD OPERATE CANADAS’ PARLIAMENT
Amidst the cacaphony of wavering and wobbly kneed retired men and women that sit in Canadas’ House Of Commons there sits a new breed of MP, the Bobblehead.
The Bobblehead MP is perfect. He requires very little attention,no pay increase, he makes absolutely perfect decisions(once again nodding its’ head in general agreement to whatever is said), and he never crosses the floor.(he wobbles..like some of our past MP’s and PMs.)
He agrees in utter silence with everything his leader(or anyone)says when prompted with a small nudge to the back of the skull.(you know, a good back-hand..the one the PM uses on those pesky MP’s that refuse to pay attention…)and it restates with incredible mimicry the statements read in yesterdays’ press release.
The Bobblehead is perfect. It would always have the correct answer for every situtation. It would save all of us the burden of paying extra taxes in the form of MP pay increases for this completely ridiculous government that has effectively run the country into the shitter. It can’t be long now until the opposition has enough support to topple this government.
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4 Comments

  1. penlan
    Posted May 12, 2009 at 2:24 pm | Permalink

    Can you give a link to where the MP’s want a raise? I assume you’re speaking of Federally? I haven’t noticed anything in the news about this.

  2. Anonymous
    Posted May 12, 2009 at 7:13 pm | Permalink

    Here's one of many links for that one. Looked it up on google.
    http://www.thehilltimes.ca/members/login.php?fail=2&destination=/html/index.php?display=story&full_path=2009/may/4/hillclimbers/&c=2

  3. penlan
    Posted May 12, 2009 at 7:26 pm | Permalink

    Anon,

    Thanks for the reply & the link. Much appreciated!

  4. Real Estate in Toronto
    Posted May 13, 2009 at 1:06 pm | Permalink

    I especially love the wobbling of the bobblehead, it wouldn’t be the same without it. Nicely written by the way,

    take care, Julie


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