Daily Archives: April 5th, 2009

Peter McKay Loses Bid For NATO Post

MCKAY LOSES NATO BID… Losses suffered by this man include….. 1/He misplaced the entire Conservative Party…. 2/he lost Belinda…(lol..and her cash) 3/his personal integrity when he sold out his friends…like David Orchard 4/NATO Secretary general bid He makes a perfect puppy dog though for Stephen Harper. Canadian News..Oxford county politics, International news and more. Major […]

Choosing A Wife…Thanks Shery

CHOOSING A WIFE? A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among threelikely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watchesto see what they do with the money.  The first does a total make over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon getsher hair done, new makeup and buys […]

Defining Guts or Balls…Thanks Shery

GUTS OR BALLS? In case you didn’t know this…There is a medical distinction. We’ve all heard about people having Guts or Balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are listed below:GUTS – Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being […]

A Severely Challenged Flaherty Tells Unemployed Canadians "Your ancestors Faced Harsher Times"

CANADIAN FINANCE MINISTER IS DISCONNECTED FROM REALITY…OR AS NANCY GRACE WOULD SAY, IS THIS GUY ON CRACK?  Canadas’ Finance Minister Jim Flaherty has attempted to minimize the concerns of unemployed Canadians by stating that this economic recession is only a “mild calamity” when compared to the things that our ancestors lived through.  Flaherty stated to […]

A New Canadian Organization Founded By Some Really Good Local Folks

SISTERS’ FOR PEACE This group was established by Ruth Johnston, Mary Lercel, and Eleanor Hart. “To encourage people to  contact Members of Parliament with requests that a Department of Peace be established  in Ottawa. To foster peaceful solutions to violent, destructive conflict on internation al, national, and local levels. To create local networks of concerned citizens […]

A New Canadian Organization Founded By Some Really Good Local Folks

SISTERS’ FOR PEACE This group was established by Ruth Johnston, Mary Lercel, and Eleanor Hart. “To encourage people to  contact Members of Parliament with requests that a Department of Peace be established  in Ottawa. To foster peaceful solutions to violent, destructive conflict on internation al, national, and local levels. To create local networks of concerned citizens […]

North Koreans Launch Sattelite Successfully

MINI ME LAUNCHES A NEW SPY SATTELITE   North Korea has announced(not like we didn’t already know what they were up to)that they have successfully launched a sattelite into space instead of buying food stocks for their starving population.  In A wierd press release(Austin owers would be proud of you Kmmy!), the secretive communist dictator state […]