Why Men Are never Depressed…Thanks Shery!

MEN, AND WHY WE ARE NEVER DEPRESSED!


Men Are  Just Happier People– Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours.  Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack.   You can never be pregnant. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The  world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another petrol station  restroom because this one is just too icky. You don’t have to stop and  think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay.  Wrinkles add character. People never stare at your chest when you’re  talking to them. New shoes don’t cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One  mood all the time.

Phone  conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks  and engines. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can  open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of  thoughtfulness.

Your underwear is $9.95 for a three-pack. Three  pairs of shoes are more than enough. You never have strap problems in  public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on  your face stays its original colour. The same hairstyle lasts for years,  maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck. 

You  can play with toys all your life. One wallet and one pair of shoes —  one colour for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs  look. You can ‘do’ your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of  choice concerning growing a mustache. 

You can  do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.  

No  wonder men are happier.

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