US Launches Drone Over Manitoba US Border

DRONES BEGIN PATROLLING THE BORDER

 American border security agents have released their first(reported) drone aircraft into the skies in the hopes of catching some Al Qaida members or other terrorists that are lurking around Manitoba sneaking over the border at night to buy up cheap American smokes or liquor.
 Canadian officals say that this will make it easier for the two countries to cooperate on the issue of drug smuggling and illegal immigration. It is not known whether or not the drone aircraft are equipped to defend themselves against the largest mosquitoes on the planet that are found in southern Manitoba that reportedly have 6 foot wing spans. 
 Canadian officals say the Americans will need permission to enter Canadian airspace with their drone aircraft but we all know how that works…enter first and ask permission later. They also say that the aircraft will not be armed, but they have lied to us before so there really is no reason to believe a word they are saying.
 I guess we’ll find that out after they vapourize the first suspected Canadian terrorists that are caught hanging out near the border.
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One Comment

  1. Anonymous
    Posted February 18, 2009 at 11:26 am | Permalink

    “I guess we’ll find that out after they vapourize the first suspected Canadian terrorists that are caught hanging out near the border.”

    Cool! Maybe they’ll upload the video to youtube!


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