Go To Bountiful BC and Score!

WELCOME TO BOUNTIFUL, I’D LIKE YOU TO MEET WIFE #1, #2 AND HEY, THERE’S #3 HIDING UNDER THE MATTRESS!

 I guess there’s not much to get too angry about here, but I guess if i was going to be involved in religion…this is the one i’d want, besides, who wouldn’t want a funky religion that permits you to sleep with multiple partners! Shit, this is better than a swingers club! I have tons of customers in my shop that would love to sign up to this religion!
 BC RCMP have swarmed in and arrested religious polygamist Winston Blackmore and his religious opponent from a rival religious gang/faction in Bountiful BC after investigating them for a very short time, only TWENTY years. 
 Blackmore 52 and James Oler 44 were arrested yesterday and each charged with one count of practising polygamy in a case that is sure to test Canadas’ criminal code and it’s Charter of Rights and Freedoms. Both men believe they have the legal right to marry and pork numerous wives at one time in accordance with their religious rights.(what a bunch of crap, but hey,what the heck, sounds like 19 of them could be fun, until shit hits the fan, or you until you have to pay support)
 Blackmore is charged with practising polygamy with 19 women(shit, did this guy use VIAGARA or what?) and Oler is charged with practising polygamy with 2 women.(oh, he must be the more normal of the bunch!)
 Religion is amazing. you can do anything and say anything, you can marry and pork mulitple wives, beat the kids and make the old lady wear a bag over her head(some religions) all in the name of God, Allah or was that Bob Dylan on a motor scooter?
Chalk one up for silly crap…these crazy people sure make life exciting for the rest of us.
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8 Comments

  1. Anonymous
    Posted January 8, 2009 at 1:26 pm | Permalink

    I have to wonder if they would have been charged if their names had been Mohamed and Achmed rather than Blackmore and Oler. After all, we provide welfare cheques to the multiple wives of Islamic polygamists in Ontario.

    Canada, land of equality and justice for all …well maybe not all.

  2. Anonymous
    Posted January 8, 2009 at 2:13 pm | Permalink

    Oh goodness, what a funny day.

  3. hydr0l1c5
    Posted January 8, 2009 at 2:37 pm | Permalink

    Once again money will be wasted simply because the Liberal dimwhits can not stand to see a man at the head of a household. If it is the welfare of the children that is of concern in Bountiful why don’t the authorities go in and arrest the kids like they did in Texas? Oh, wait a minute, they had to return all of those children after they did irrepairable psycological harm to them in the foster homes. Free Winsto Blackmore and leave these people alone. If you want to help suxually abused children then go down to the West End of Vancouver and bust the Homos who are paying children to perform disgusting sexual acts.

  4. Anonymous
    Posted January 8, 2009 at 3:13 pm | Permalink

    “If you want to help suxually abused children….”

    It’s always refreshing to hear from a right wing moonbat. It balances the comments from the leftie moonbats. 🙂

  5. Anonymous
    Posted January 8, 2009 at 4:43 pm | Permalink

    Where is Bountiful?

  6. Anonymous
    Posted January 8, 2009 at 7:35 pm | Permalink

    closer to the home front, does not boutiful = paradise? (south west of woodstock near the lake, but off a very quiet dirt road)

  7. Anonymous
    Posted January 8, 2009 at 7:36 pm | Permalink

    oops, bountiful, lol, gotta watch those typos

  8. Anonymous
    Posted January 9, 2009 at 10:55 am | Permalink

    Norwich?


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