Harper Ruins Summer With Stunned Election Hysteria

Considering I’ve personally run in several election comedy shows I think that I might have some inside information on how this charade runs. The make up man or girl appears and the cake is applied. All the actors line up and the man with the magic wand waves it around in some curious fashion.
The curtains draw open…..tada.
The Prime Minister of the day decides in some uncertain way that an election is necessary in order to save Canada…from something that only he knows about. Usually after deciding that he really didn’t know what he was doing, he meets with his caucas(pronounced cock ass) and they all hang out together for a day at some nice retreat(where big fences exist to keep out those leering average joes) and then there is a dinner. (the dinner is the most important aspect of this meeting…this is where they discuss if the meat they are eating is listeria infected, but they soon figure out, that only poor folk and seniors in nursing homes and of course factory guys and girls eat that processed crap.)
After a few martinis, and some fancy sidestepping techniques that are demonstrated to the friends of the PM (delivered of course by those newly appointed fresh faced PM aides), they throw some ideas into a hat, and the big guy(seriously, they must be serving some oversized meals to the guy to keep him so subdued in Ottawa.) pulls out the rabbit. With a brave HAHA and a wily smile tainted with the look of surprise, the pre-eminent leader announces or is that loudly exclaims…he’s not a leader, no , that’s …Dions’ not a leader.
Of course this is a concocted situation but generally the real reason for any election aside from the supposed need for this to happen every so often)is so these people do not have to face up to parliament for silly stuff…like bad economic decisions, or poor showings on the international stage, or spiralling Canadian soldiers’ deaths in the theatre of war(from which they promised to extricate us.), or Cabinet ministers that misplace sensitive documents, or for election mispending or those bordering on illegal 10 percenters that appear everywhere blanketing communities like some volcanic ash from hell.
Basically, so they do not have to really face up to us on the job, because every new term is a new fresh start and those old days of the last term just don’t count because hey, it’s a new term.
Yeah, us poor Canadians will be fleeced at the polls again, like a bunch of sheep to the slaughter with still no accountable government, no transparency and no ways and means to recall these people when they fail to do the jobs that they were elected to do. It’s a farce and frankly I do not believe that any of these parties would govern in a diffferent manner than what we’ve all been delivered in the past…you know, the quick two step sidestep.


  1. Anonymous
    Posted September 3, 2008 at 10:50 pm | Permalink

    A wee bit dissillusioned are we?

  2. Anonymous
    Posted September 7, 2008 at 9:00 pm | Permalink

    “disillusioned”….definition: without illusions, seeing clearly.

    Yup. I’d say he’s disillusioned. 🙂

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